"creepy guys don't wear bow ties"

A new airship pirate joined our crew yesterday. His name is Kelway and looked like something out of MirrorMask until we gave him a tie - because creepy guys don't wear bow ties (:

He's really a good sport though, likes his doppio espresso while listening to his favourite oldies on the radio.  His jeans are made of a worn out pair, his head is a sock and his eyes are reused buttons!  The tie is made of part of a real tie.  What a gent.  Paisley goes with anything.